Bikini Bandits

I am not a master criminal or anything like that but I thought the idea was that you are NOT suppose to draw attention to yourself when you are breaking the law…

Who Said That Americans Are Stupid?

Redneck Fire Alarm

Even in these economically challenged times, you have to spend some money on fire safety.

Here is the

Redneck Fire Alarm

… available at most local grocery and Wal-Mart stores.

One Well Trained Dog

For those of us that are single, we are always looking for new ways to meet women. Owning a dog like this might just be the answer! :)

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Careful Who You Kiss

Going out to the bars can be a lot of fun. A few drinks, some laughs, a little dancing, a few more drinks etc. You meet a nice young lady and who knows where things may lead in the future? Is she the type of girl that you can take home to meet mom? Just be careful who you kiss…

Top 10 Species Discovered In 2008

I think it is amazing that they keep discovering new species of plants and animals every year. Here is the top 10 list of new species discoveries for 2008…

1. Pygmy seahorse: Classified by its Latin name, Hippocampus satomiae, this species measures about half an inch long and was found near Derawan Island off Kalimantan, Indonesia.

2. A plant that kills itself: Found in a small area of northwestern Madagascar, a rare genus of palm — Tahina spectablilis — produces huge, spectacular flowers and then dies and collapses. Fewer than 100 have been found.

3. Decaf, please: Known as Coffea charrieriana, this plant found in Cameroon is the first record of a caffeine-free coffee species from Central Africa.

4. Spray-on species: An extremophile bacteria, Microbacterium hatanonis, was discovered in hairspray by Japanese scientists.

5. A stick that moves: The world’s longest insect, with a body length of 14 inches (22.3 inches including legs), Phobaeticus chani resembles a stick and was found in Borneo, Malaysia.

6. The Barbados Threadsnake: Leptotyphlops carlae measures only 4.1 inches long and is believed to be the world’s smallest snake.

7. A pale “ghost slug”: Selenochlamys ysbryda was a surprising find in the densely populated area of Cardiff, Wales.

8. A very limber snail: This unique species, Opisthostoma vermiculum, is found on a limestone hill in Malaysia and has a shell that twists around four axes.

9. Damsel in the deep blue sea: Chromis abyssus is a beautiful species of damselfish found in deep-reef habitat off the coast of Ngemelis Island, Palau.

10. Fossil mama: A fossilized fish, Materpiscis attenboroughi, is an extremely rare find from Western Australia and shows a mother giving birth 380 million years ago.

5 Cops Fired Over Beating

Whenever I see videos like this that are released by the police department I start to wonder how many other beatings happen that aren’t recorded. I understand where the anger came from but you know the guy is unconscious AND that you are being videotaped!

Imagine the beating he would have got if he was conscious and tried to shield himself from the attack…

Pillar Of Strength

This is fairly old news but I came across it tonight and had a good laugh so I thought that I would share it here. It amazes me how stupid people can be sometimes!

For several days Johannesburg office workers watched a demolition worker slowly chip away at a pillar supporting the concrete slab above him. One observer said, “I wondered how they would drop that section.” The walls were gone, and only the supporting pillars remained.

Dozens of observers watched the slow and senseless demolition proceed. Finally the only possible outcome concluded this epic battle. The besieged support collapsed, crushing man and machine beneath a pile of rubble. Ishmael Makone, 52, was killed instantly inside the cab of his mini-excavator.

“I cannot believe they did not foresee this,” said a shocked witness who did not foresee this. Observers said they had been concerned about the workers’ safety for several days. “There was no common sense.”

My New Hair Style

What do you think? Do you think that I should keep this one for awhile?

You’re A Loser

Did anyone ever tell you that you were a loser? :)